What is Gleeking?

I can do this on command multiple times in a row, and vary the distance it goes. I just curl my tongue towards the roof of my mouth and squeeze it; I don't have to yawn or anything else. I'm glad to finally have a name for it rather than just telling people that "I can spit like a cobra". It's not a very ladylike habit though, so I don't often get to brag about my skill.

@LittleMan: Yes, it does have a less viscous consistency most of the time.

If you have the desire to alter this consistency, I have found it extremely useful to cut small wounds into the gums or mouth roof. blood, in copious amounts, will salad and blend with your general saliva build, leaving you with a thicker gleek. It will also change a gleek from clear-coat to red.

I can gleek on command with the tongue action described. No outside stimulus, no prior charging. As long as I'm not dehydrated I can do this.

Bacteria may not be in the saliva, but if you have any present viruses that leak out bodily fluids, you can assume that the attack is not a harmless attack at all. Have you checked to see if the person you attacked got sick after?

Gleeking is a skill from a protein only some people have, so it's an evolutionary tool. If an animal confronts you, you can spray *venom* in its face. Later the virus will trigger if transmutable to the animal and die. I would be careful. I have other abilities as well. I am able to manipulate my nervous system, make goosebumps at will with no pain; it feels amazing, though. I can also pulse a sensation down and up my spine in burst of energy I can physically feel.

I gleek but when I do, it hits my teeth. What should I do?

My gleeking method is different. What I do is put my tongue to the part of my mouth where the spit comes from and hold it there. Then I yawn and if you do this correctly, you'll feel the pressure build up. After that, jut out your jaw and remove your tongue. If done correctly, a stream of saliva should flow out of your mouth. Hopefully you find this helpful and good luck.

I have been gleeking since middle school and now that I'm almost 30, I still love to do it. My wife thinks it's terrible but because she can't do it, which is somewhat interesting. I have found that my distance and accuracy has improved over the years as would any "athlete". I love showing people who have never seen it and teaching it to people.

Of course, the simple yawn is the best way to get a gleek started, but I found just a sip of carbonated soda allowed to get under the tongue works best. Good luck to all the silent troublemakers out there trying to learn. Happy gleeking!

I gleeked for the first time when I had a tongue ulcer, and when I provoked it, I gleeked.

This started for me "full time"when I turned 42. It started whenever I had a deep yawn and it would squirt out bubbles. Now I just turn my head to the right (or left) and a huge stream comes out. It took me a while to figure out where the stream was coming from but I eventually found it!

I wish my body could do something more interesting than this but this is what I am stuck with!

This is so funny! And so true! As a gleeker myself, I find what you've said absolutely hilarious and absolutely correct.

I always try and explain to my siblings how to do it, but no, jealous (yet also disgusted) as they are, they cannot. It truly is a helpful tool to use against annoying people. Recently, I've decided to use it in the halls of my school against people I don't like. Haha! They'll never know what hit- or should I say 'spit'- them!

Little Man (if you're still reading this): No, it doesn't have the same consistency as normal spit. It's pretty much just like water, except warmer and a tad thicker. I think it's pretty clean (I don't see why people are always so disgusted, I always tell them it's pure), seeing as it comes straight from the salivary glands underneath your tongue and doesn't really get the chance to touch the rest of your mouth. Hope that helps. Thanks for the good laugh! --Sarah D.

Thanks for this article -- I am writing an article on odd habits of teenagers, and came upon gleeking.

So I was looking for a good way to define how to gleek, and this article was just the thing. Thanks so much!

Does gleek spit have the same kind of consistency as normal spit?

I would think that the narrowness of the opening might make a difference in the consistency of the gleek saliva.

Does anybody know the answer to this admittedly weirdo question?

Wow, who knew. Gleeking -- I guess you learn something new everyday.

I wonder, is there some kind of gleek club out there; or a gleeking how to manual, perhaps?

I guess there's a hobby out there for everyone...

Wow. I had never even heard of gleeking! It sounds pretty disgusting, though. I hope my kids don't decide to try this new thing!